Gone in 60 Seconds

Anything for your brother.

A Bug's Life

Just believe in yourself.

Absent of Malice

Get them, not yourself.

Contact

Everyone gets their metamorphosis.

Office Space

Real life is unexpected.

At First Sight

Imagine gaining another sense.

Top Gun

Talk to me Goose.

Serenity

Heroes can be sinners.

Bourne Supremacy

Never kill the girlfriend.

Bourne Identity

A black ops nightmare.

Bourne Ultimatum

A spy's happy ending.

Avatar

Pretty lights. Predictable plot.

Son of the Mask

They tried too hard.

The Mask

Always deny final requests.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Only watch while tripping.

Saving Private Ryan

Tom Hanks'll rescue anybody.

Casper

Ghost with a crush.

The Princess and the Frog

Old school Disney returns!

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Invasions make great diversions.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Dwarfs love their axes.

The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Elves always know everything.

The Hobbit

Wizards are total players.

Star Trek 11

I creamed my pants.

Star Trek Nemesis

Aspiring completes a person.

Star Trek Insurrection

Never run from bastards.

Star Trek First Contact

To hell with orders.

Star Trek Generations

Never leave before Tuesday.

Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country

That's one gaseous anomaly.

Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier

Always doubt religious zealots.

Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home

Don't kill the whales.

Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock

Mind melds are dangerous.

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn

Kahn is my hero!

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

That's an impressive baby.

Short Circuit 2

I laughed so hard.

Short Circuit

Beautiful film better see.

Waterboy

Momma always knows best.

Sandlot

I'll do the rest.

Pretty Woman

Never fall for hookers.

40 Year Old Virgin

Virgins are so creepy.

Live Free or Die Hard

What no naked people?

Die Hard with a Vengenance

My kinda bad guy!

Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Airports at Christmas suck.

Die Hard

Even without shoes, really?

Grease 2

Why were there 2?

Grease

Please read condom wrappers.

Gamer

Never underestimate getting drunk.

9

Why weren't there 10?

The Box

Red buttons are bad.

Star Wars Episode 3

We all knew it.

Star Wars Episode 2

Send in the clones.

Star Wars Episode 1

George Lucas loves money.

Star Wars Episode 6

Slave girls are cool.

Star Wars Episode 5

Bounty hunters are cool.

Star Wars Episode 4

Let the Wookie win.

Sherlock Holmes

She likes ginger dwarfs.

Boondock Saints 2

Funnier but lacking something.

Boondock Saints

Vigilantes with a prayer.

Fifth Element

Bruce Willis, cab driver.

Fernguly

Beware of amateur fairies.

Fight Club

Don't talk about it.

The Stepford Wives

Perfect is apparently overrated.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Candy Man can.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

They're finally getting married?

The Return of Jafar

One super mad genie.

Aladdin

Street rat and princess.

The Bible

This is so hard.

Starship Troopers 3

Totally some pretty things.

Starship Troopers 2

We are born insane.

Starship Troopers

Arachnaphobiacs dream made flesh.

High School Musical 3

They undid character growth.

High School Musical 2

Sequel to make money.

High School Musical

Grease did it first.

Ghostbusters

I want that Twinkie.

Garfield

Billy Murry's one regret.

Hansel and Gretel

Bread can save lives.

Little Red Riding Hood

Boring, needs more sex.